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Where am I ?
In Cyber-space, bitch
Hacking away, no time for an itch
Typin away on these keys
No girls on their knees
Just a forward slash here
And a colon here and there
I'm in like sin and
I've just stolen your share
I'm a Geeksta
No guns or gangbangs here
No hos and nobody gettin' laid
Just me sittin' at the 'puter
In the chatroom, gettin' in on the raid
Where am I ?
At the Comic-Con, fool
Dressed like a Jedi
At least here I can be cool
Arguing with the Trekkies
Fuck Picard ! Fuck Kirk !
The best bet is Luke Skywalker !
You can keep your phaser
I'll deflect with my light saber
I'm a Geeksta
No guns or gangbangs here
No hos and nobody gettin' laid
Just us nerds with pocket protectors
At the Comic-Con, gettin' in on the raid
Where am I ?
Down in the basement, son
With my buds playin' Dungeons & Dragons
He's got the elf
I've got the wizard
We killed the dragon
Upped the class of armour
Roll the dice, man
Move on up to Level Ten
I'm a Geeksta
No guns or gangbangs here
No hos and nobody gettin' laid
Just friends deflecting evil magic lords
At the card table, getttin' in on the raid
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